Beck Hansen who wrote his most famous "Loser" nearly lost his shirt to a splat cluster problem with his Commodore 64, and if it weren't for Uncle Tom "Tom Petty" giving Bech Hansen his ATARI 800XL, he would have lost his
account with Geffen.
MY BECK HANSEN LOSER COMMODORE 64 USER IMMITATOR VIDEO
LOSER by Carl Stephenson and Beck Hansen, 1993
It was edited by pReppieddie on atariusernut.com
THE REAL lyrics, found Becks ATARI 8-bit FILE LOSERTXT on the atariusersnuts.com site.
Saw both Carl Stephenson and Beck Hansen with an ATARI 800XL, 810 Drive on a B/W TV set, a C64 in the Toilet, with the seat up and this:
In the time of POKEYS, I was a monkey
ANTICS in my veins so I'll INTERRUPT the junkie
With the plastic GAME CARTRIDGES, spray paint the vegetables
DE RE ATARI stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a ATARI 800 and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D8:
Got a couple of couches sleep on the ANTIC seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm got SIDS C64 to complain about
About a shotgun wedding and ATARI on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you read in DE RE ATARI
You get a C64 DISK SPLAT violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some VERTICAL BLANK in the dark
Savin' all your COOKIES stamps and SEX S:DRIVE down the trailer park
CHORUS:
Curses!!!, Got a COMMODORE
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (double barrel buckshot)
Curses!!! Got a COMMODORE
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
The forces of COMMODORE in a bozo nightmare
Ban all the POKEY CHIPS with a phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a DARTH NOP and the other's got a 6502 flag
One's got to shove it on the STACK the other in a bag
With the PRINTED CIRCUIT shows and the PUBLIC DOMAIN nose job
The daytime 6502 TRAP with the folksinger FLOPPY
He hung himself with a POKEY string
A slab of "Ld CRAP.BAS,8" and it's hangin' KEYBOARD and SCREEN
You can't get it right if you can't Delete it
Trade the C64, for the real ATARI 800 thing, not the hate
And my time is a piece of FAX fallin' on a termite
That's chokin' on the splinters
CHORUS:
Curses!!!, Got a COMMODORE
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Get craSy with the CheeSe Whiz)
Curses!!!, Got a COMMODORE
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Drive-by body pierce)
(Yo bring it on down)
Soy
(I'm a TSR driver I'm a winner, COMMODORE 64 are gonna change I can feel it)
Curses!!!, Got a COMMODORE
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Curses!!!, Got a COMMODORE
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Curses!!!, Got a COMMODORE
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Sprechen Sie DE RE Deutche, baby)
Curses!!!, Got a COMMODORE
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)
Carl Stephenson and Beck Hansen both smile, high five each other and enthusiastically rubs hands together…
Were finally gonna make it in this goofy MUSIC business, after being forgotten forever. Glad we got a C64 with a disk drive for $32.92 at the Thrift store with a 1792 monitor! Missing q and z keys. Hold the disk drive door close so the 5.25" disk doesn't fly out. Sids just a bunch of crap, had to use our $5.92 reel to reel tape machine, plus $16.92 for the 10 minutes tape at L&M to record this thing. Hope WARNER won't have a shit hemmorage, forgive me for not being STUDIO QUALITY.
Glad were doing RAP, instead of FOLK music. Badfinger, bad example was: I'm a POKEY baby, so why don't we both kill ourselves instead. Let's fire up our C64, something we ADORE.
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10 LOSER 00 00 00 00 1984Z
20 LOSERTXT 00 00 00 00 TEXT
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find a pen and a piece of paper , before the electricity runs out?